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1,一男性职工,在家4周,没有剃胡须,回到了办公室。

卢:“Welcome backto the office)”.

Andy(化名):Thank you.

卢:“how’s your teleworking?(在家工作还好吗?)

Andy:Very good.

卢:“Well, tell me something good about working from home.(告诉我在家工作的一些好处)

Andy:First, I don’t have to wear a mask at home, here in the office I feel weird when I listen to people talking without seeing their mouths. ”(第一,在家不用戴口罩。在办公室和人交谈的时候看不到对方的嘴巴,觉得怪怪的。)

卢:“Guess what? Soon people will not be able to see your mouth neither!”(是吗?不要急,很快,别人也就看不到你的嘴巴了 -‘成马克思了’。)

Andy:But, it’s organic.”(可是,我这是天然的。)


2

卢:“Welcome back Larry

Larry: it’s good to be back

卢:“Good to know that you are happy to be back to the office.

Larry:“Absolutely, I said to my wife this morning before I left home: I am going back to my office, as my co-worker at home is terrible!


3

卢:“Good morning Jody! Do you like teleworking?

Jody:“Yes.

卢:“What is the best thing you like working from home?

Jody:“No traffic, there is no excuse to be late for work, unless you are locked in your bathroom.


4,

卢:“Diane, tell me something about your teleworking.

Diane:well, when I work from home, I sometimes  put a blanket over me, so I said to my husband: I am not teleworking, but I am working undercover (秘密工作)


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